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T’was the Shakespearian Tea!

By: TES & LG

	Old English	Modern English
Richard	Wench didst thou hark what befell ‘i Venice?	Girl, did you hear what happened in Venice
Beatrice	No I didn’t what befell?	No, I didn’t, what happened?
Richard	So some lady, Desdemona married Othello the Moor.  He accused her of cheating then killed her.  They were madly  'i  love  yet  the words of a liar got her killed.	So some lady, Desdemona married Othello the Moor. He accused her of cheating THEN killed her. They were madly in love but the words of a liar got her killed.
Beatrice	That’s most unfortunate, so heavy what a tragedy. What befell to the moor?	That’s very unfortunate, so sad what a tragedy. What happened to the moor ?
Richard	‘Tis said from Cassio that the moor killed Desdemona, and then the liar, Iago killed his wife  Emilia, and Roderigo.	I heard from Cassio that the moor killed Desdemona, and then the liar killed his wife Emilia, and Roderigo.
Beatrice	How didst Iago trick Othello into thinking Desdemona was a cheater?	How did Iago trick Othello into thinking Desdemona was a cheater?
Richard	He lied to Othello, still telling him that she was sleeping with Cassio, and that she was being unfaithful	He lied to Othello, constantly telling him that she was sleeping with Cassio, and that she was being unfaithful.
Beatrice	That is crazy he is a low-down, dirty dog.	That is crazy he is a low-down, dirty dog.
Beatrice	What shall Venice doth now that the moor is dead?	What will Venice do now that the moor is dead?
Richard	I'm not sure. Cassio is going to take his place I receive, yet didst thou hark what also befell 'i  Verona? wench the tea that i  hast for thou!	I’m not sure Cassio is going to take his place I believe, but did you hear what also happened in Verona? GIRL, the tea that I have for you!
Beatrice	Say to me, say to me, what’s the tea?	Tell me, tell me, what’s the tea?
Richard	Juliet met Romeo on Sunday night.  Romeo professed his love for her a few hours later.  Keep 'i  mind he was already 'i love with another wench, Rosaline.	This girl met him, and on the first day right? Romeo of course professed his love for her. KEEP IN MIND HE WAS ALREADY IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER GIRL.
Beatrice	Are thou sad? what befell after he did so?	Are you serious? What happened after he did?
Richard	He went and married this wench, Juliet Monday afternoon!  Keep  'i  mind their families are archenemies	He went and married this girl. KEEP IN MIND THEIR FAMILIES ARE ARCHENEMIES.
Beatrice	Thou might not but be lying!r	You must be lying!
Richard	I am telling thou sooth.  Then, Juliet's cousin Tybalt kills Mercutio, so Romeo kills Tybalt and gets banished by the prince	I am telling you the truth.  Then, Juliet’s cousin Tybalt kills Mercutio, so Romeo kills Tybalt and gets banished by the Prince.
Beatrice	This is messy!  these people are toxic!	This is messy!  These people are toxic!
Richard	It gets worse.  Juliet’s parents didst not wot she was married, so they try to force her to marry some sir named Paris.  Juliet fakes her perpetual wink to rise of it.  Romeo thinks she is very dead.  He goes to her tomb.  Paris is there and Romeo kills Paris then himself.  Juliet wakes up and finds Romeo dead, so she kills herself	It gets worse. Juliet’s parents did not know she was married, so they try to force her to marry some dude named Paris.  Juliet fakes her death to get out of it.  Romeo thinks she is really dead.  He goes to her tomb.  Paris is there and Romeo kills Paris then himself.  Juliet wakes up and finds Romeo dead, so she kills herself.
Beatrice	These people want some mental health counseling	These people need some mental health counseling.
Richard	They want to wot that a healthy relationship hath trust and communication	They need to learn that a healthy relationship has trust and communication.
Beatrice	These two relationships definitely didst not hast that!  I also regard a healthy relationship needs mutual respect.  Sounds like Othello  didst  not respect Desdemona would he was bidding  her a “shameless” whore”	These two relationships definitely did not have that!  I also think a healthy relationship needs mutual respect.  Sounds like Othello did not respect Desdemona if he was calling her a “shameless” whore”.
Richard	Ay. And Romeo and Juliet didst not very wot each other well enough to get married.  Whom marries someone after knowing 'em a couple of hours?  that screams crazy!	Yeah.  And Romeo and Juliet did not really know each other well enough to get married.  Who marries someone after knowing them a couple of hours?  That screams CRAZY!
Beatrice	Oh well! 'tis what it ‘tis.  Art we still going to the dance to-morrow night?	Oh well!  It is what it is.  Are we still going to the dance tomorrow night?
Richard	Of course!  I can’t wait to until there	Of course!  I can’t wait to see you there.